Abgeschickt von Martine am 14 Mai, 2002 um 11:33:39:
Antwort auf: Gewuerm von Edith N. am 13 Mai, 2002 um 22:13:35:
Hi Edith,
Zum Trost hab ich was für dich.
Das sind auch schöne Ausreden...
Sh*** in different religious beliefs:
TAOISM: Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucious says, "Shit happens."
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
ISLAM: If shit happens, kill the person(s) responsible.
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armaggedon.
SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: When shit doesn't happen, don't call a doctor--pray.
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Martine